
September 2011 Archives
 | | Jesse Hughey | | Baltika 9 is still the lowest-graded beer on the Hophead Beer Scoring System. Was it really that bad? | Now
that I've graded more than 50 beers since introducing the Hophead Beer
Scoring System, it seems a good time to take a look back at all of them
and list them in order. The system (which I have called by a
different name in every post, a running gag nobody has ever commented
about -- I can only assume you were all too incapacitated by laughter to
type) is explained in this introductory post.
Basically, beers are graded by Appearance, Nose, Taste, Body, Finish,
Style/Originality and Party Factor, with the most important criterion,
Taste, weighted at a possible 40 and other criteria at up to 10 apiece.
Party Factor, the alcohol by volume divided by the price per 12-ounce
serving, is the great equalizer, with cheap high-alcohol beers able to
score up to and even above 10 and pricey low-ABV brews hampered by 1s or
2s. The idea was to give a numeric grade that would range from 0
to about 100, with anything above an 80 being a good to very good beer
and anything above a 90 being outstanding. Grades of 100 and even above
are theoretically possible, but with great beers invariably having
not-so-great prices, I don't envision this ever happening. I
think it's working out pretty well for the most part, though there are
some beers with high grades that I don't remember liking quite that
much, and some low 80s that I remember liking a lot more. I've thought
about doing something to tweak the Party Factor, such as doubling it to
give great beers a better chance of hitting 100. But that would entail
going back to every post and doing more math. I'd rather just continue
being a hard-ass grader. Actually, with only a six receiving
"failing" grades of under 70, maybe I'm not such a hard-ass. Or maybe
it's because I don't rank beers I know I'll hate. I should probably go
ahead and rank some especially shitty beers just to have some 10s or 20s
to bring the curve down. At this point, the lowest grade is a 44, while
the highest is a 95. After the jump, the list arranged from highest to lowest.
Flying Dog Raging Bitch, October 20, 2010
Total: 95
Lagunitas Hairy Eyeball, April 23, 2010
Total: 94
Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron, June 3, 2010
Total: 93
Harpoon Leviathan Baltic Porter, April 29, 2010
Total: 93
Urthel Hop-It, July 16, 2010
Total: 92
Baird/Ishii/Stone Japanese Green Tea IPA, July 28, 2011
Total: 92
Magic Hat hI.P.A., August 19, 2010
Total: 92
Harpoon Leviathan Imperial IPA, May 21, 2010
Total: 91
Samuel Adams LongShot Mile High Barley Wine Ale, April 15, 2010
Total: 91
Saint Arnold Divine Reserve 11, April 14, 2011
Total: 90
Kulmbacher Eisbock, April 23, 2010
Total: 90
Sockeye Red IPA, July 9, 2010
Total: 90
Samuel Adams LongShot Old Ben Ale, April 15, 2010Total: 90
Franconia Kristal-Weizen, July 21, 2010
Total: 89
Saint Arnold Divine Reserve 10, November 4, 2010
Total: 89
Dubuisson Scaldis Belgian Ale, October 27, 2010
Total: 89
Kodiak Brown Ale, July 9, 2010
Total: 89
Southern Star Buried Hatchet Stout, July 21, 2010
Total: 88
Ska Nefarious Ten Pin Porter Easter Version, June 3, 2010
Total: 87
Harpoon 100 Barrel Single Hop ESB, May 21, 2010
Total: 87
Brooklyn Sorachi Ace, August 5, 2010
Total: 86
Real Ale Devil's Backbone Tripel, July 21, 2010Total: 86
Magic Hat Hex Ourtoberfest, August 19, 2010
Total: 86
Rahr Stormcloud IPA, August 11, 2010
Total: 85
Abita Jockamo IPA, August 5, 2010
Total: 85
Samuel Adams Wee Heavy, March 18, 2011
Total: 85
Celis Grand Cru, October 20, 2010
Total: 85
Sierra Nevada 30th Anniversary Fritz and Ken's Ale, April 1, 2010
Total: 83
Avery Karma Ale, June 23, 2010
Total: 83
Harpoon Leviathan Imperial Red, May 21, 2010
Total: 83
Samuel Adams Noble Pils, February 10, 2011
Total: 83
Foret Organic Saison, June 23, 2010
Total: 83
Real Ale Empire (Barrel-Aged Lost Gold), August 11, 2010
Total: 82
Jason Fields & Kevin Sheppard/Tröegs/Stone Cherry Chocolate Stout, July 28, 2011
Total: 82
Magic Hat Odd Notion Fall 2010, August 19, 2010Total: 82
Magic Hat Blind Faith IPA, May 21, 2010
Total: 82
Brother David's Triple, April 8, 2010
Total: 81
Rahr La Grange Farmhouse Ale, September 8, 2011 Total: 80
Schneider Weisse Hefe-Weizen, June 23, 2010
Total: 80
Arctic Rhino Coffee Porter, July 9, 2010
Total: 79
Saint Arnold Summer Pils, August 5, 2010
Total: 76
Magic Hat Demo IPA, February 10, 2011
Total: 74
Samuel Adams LongShot Lemon Pepper Saison, April 15, 2010
Total: 74
Harpoon Belgian Pale Ale, April 29, 2010
Total: 72
Magic Hat Odd Notion Ginger Golden Ale, May 21, 2010
Total: 72
Bridgid's Brew, April 15, 2010
Total: 71
Mama's Little Yella Pils, March 4, 2010
Total: 69
Harpoon Summer Beer, April 29, 2010
Total: 65
Magic Hat Vinyl Lager, February 10, 2011
Total: 65
North Coast Brewing Le Merle Saison, July 16, 2010
Total: 58
Magic Hat Wacko Summer Seasonal, May 21, 2010
Total: 52
Baltika Grade 9 Extra, March 4, 2010
Total: 44
NYC's first "All U Can Eat Crab Feast," Hammer & Claws Blue Crab Feast,
is coming this weekend, and it will be authentic, goshdarnit! Prepare
for as much Maryland Blue Crab (duh) steamed on-site, Jalapeño Olive Oil
Cole Slaw, Southern Style Cornbread, and Old-Fashioned Banana Pudding
as you can handle. Naturally, Abita will be providing three varieties of their craft beer: light, amber, and Purple Haze to wash it all down.
It's a three day jam at the The Tunnel via the Terminal Stores at 269 11th Avenue from September 23rd to the 25st. The $118 tickets will entitle you unlimited beer, crab meat, and sides. A portion of the proceeds from the fiesta will be donated to the Chesapeake Bay Foundation to help them restore and protect the Chesapeake Bay, which provides the crustaceans you so heartily enjoy.
Not convinced? Here's how Hammer & Claws puts it: "What makes a
crab feast so fun? Eating with your hands? Rubbing shoulders with
friends and strangers? Hammering to get to the biggest piece of jumbo
lump? It's primitive all right. It's what the Chesapeake is all about."
Walt
Disney World offers its annual dining event this fall, the Epcot
International Food & Wine Festival. The 45-day event runs between
Sept. 30 – Nov. 13, 2011, and access to the festival is free with
theme-park admission.
The Epcot Food & Wine Festival, now in its 16th year, is themed
“A Passport to a World of Flavors” to reflect its focused on
international cuisine and beverages. The event offers tapas-sized
portions and tasting samples at more than two dozen Marketplace kiosks,
with prices of between $3 - $8. (Some items are also on the Disney
Dining Plan.)
Epcot Food & Wine Festival: Craft Beer Collection (New in 2011)
Drink:
- Full Sail IPA
- Sierra Nevada
- Abita - Purple Haze
- Red Hook Pilsner
- Blue Moon
- Leinenkugal
- Key West Sunset Ale
- Widmer Hefeweizen
Epcot Food & Wine Festival Recommendations for Craft Beer Collection
Pensacola News Journal, pnj.com Given
the pecan's agricultural importance to Louisiana, it makes perfect
sense that the state's largest commercial craft brewery should offer us
ale that incorporates the Southern tree nut. Fall is the time of
harvest, and anyone who has a pecan tree in the yard knows full well how
easy it is to gather this bounty; they literally fall from the trees.
The arduous task lies in successfully shelling the pecans, so when Abita
Brewing Co. came out with their Pecan Harvest Ale they saved all drupe
fans everywhere a lot of hassle. Now, it's as easy as a church key on a
bottle cap. Wait, what's a "drupe?"
Technically, the fruit of any member of the hickory tree genus is not a
nut. Pecans, such as walnuts, are pits that are surrounded by a husk.
Odd name aside, turns out pecans are incredibly nutritious and have some
pretty significant health benefits. They're high in protein and
unsaturated fat, possess high levels of omega-6 fatty acid and are shown
to lower LDL cholesterol levels. The ladies receive an added bonus:
studies show they're effective in lowering the risk of gallstones. The
only major tree nut native to North America, the name "pecan" is of
Algonquin origin meaning "any nut requiring a stone to crack." European
settlers began orchards to cultivate pecans in Long Island, N.Y. in 1772
and only three years later its popularity had spread to the gardens of
founding fathers George Washington and Thomas Jefferson (both avid home
brewers). By the end of the century orchards and natural pecan groves
could be found all along the eastern seaboard down through the South and
on into northern Mexico where it's believed they originated. New
Orleans' establishment as a major shipping port fueled the demand for
pecans, and their worth exceeded cotton harvests in certain areas of the
country. To meet the demand, farmers began early flowering and
cross-breeding techniques to increase crop output. In 1876 a slave
gardener named Antoine (no last name known) successfully grafted wild
pecan to seedling stock and it was deemed important enough a technique
to win Best Exhibited Award at the Philadelphia Centennial Exposition. Abita
uses Louisiana pecans descended from these superior "Centennial" crops'
original 126 trees in their Pecan Harvest Ale. The result is a
shimmering amber color with a thin off-white head that leaves behind
some nice lacing. A dusty, malt-sweet nose reveals some caramel, nut
shell and slightly-burnt biscuit. Flavors of maple, sweet grain and, of
course, toasted pecan ride on a thin-ish texture, which is good, as had
the mouth-feel been any thicker this ale may have come off as too sickly
and cloying. Instead, it's a refreshing hint at the crisp fall days
ahead of us. Hopjacks Pizza Kitchen & Taproom, 10 Palafox Place. 497-6073, or visit www.hopjacks.com.
Chriss Knight
September 15, 2011
Harvey, LA - Boomtown Casino is shining the spotlight on a
local family's recipe. Brian and Stacey Mattison's "Jr.'s Dirty Drunk
Shrimp" is the winner of the "Secrets from the Stove" contest.
The casino chose the recipe to feature on its new buffet because of its local connection.
The family flavors it with Abita Amber Beer and cooks with Louisiana shrimp. Watch the video here
I came away from last night’s Abita Beer dinner at BRC Gastropub
with a new appreciation for our Louisiana neighbors. It feels like they
get taken for granted here, but it’s time to stop overlooking them in
the booming conversation about craft beer.
 The menu from last night's Abita dinner at BRC Gastroub. (Ronnie Crocker / Beer, TX)
The early-evening dinner featured five courses, deliciously paired
with five Abita offerings made at the direction of chef Lance Fegen and
presented in eminently approachable fashion by BRC’s Josh Samples, with
insightful tableside narration by local Abita sales rep Mike Johnson.
We knew it was going to be a good night from the outset, with a wedge
salad that included two long, thick strips of bacon and fried oysters.
The Abita Wheat (a style that would rarely be my first choice) made for a
tasty combination. Next up was another winner — fried quail and a
Belgian waffle wedge onto which was ladled syrup made with Purple Haze.
But, as you’d expect of a beer brewed that close to New Orleans, the
Abitas really shined when paired with the seafood dishes. The Andygator
helles bock lit up our bowl of mussels, while the Save Our Shore weizen
pilsner crisply counterbalanced the bronzed grouper and tangy arugula
salad.
The kicker was the bread pudding with Turbodog stout, my previously
unchallenged favorite beer from Abita. It was a rich combo, as we’ve
come to expect from the dessert tray at BRC. (Grilled doughnut banana
split, anyone?)
When it was over, the Andygator had me questioning Turbodog’s
supremacy. And now I simply cannot wait for Abita’s overdue 25th
Anniversary beer that is scheduled for a release party in Mandeville this week.
It’s called Vanilla Doubledog and, yep, it’s inspired by Turbo.
Johnson said he’s already working to get some of the 22-ounce bombers over here in Houston.
Let the good times roll.
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Updated: September 13, 2011, 5:20am
Tropic Chillerz -- they float!
Area liquor retailers, including Boulevard Wine and Spirits in
Maumelle, are offering beverages that pack the punch of a cocktail but
have a lighter, fruitier taste than most liquor-based drinks.
They include:
Tropic Chillerz:
These wine-based cocktails are made with 100 percent fruit juice and
are fortified with 188-proof brandy, resulting in a beverage that's 17
percent alcohol by volume (for the cake of comparison, most wines are
11-13 percent alcohol). They're served chilled or frozen (they stay a
little slushy) and are available in cranberry, strawberry, sour apple,
lime-rita and pina colada flavors. An added bonus: Their unbreakable
containers float in coolers, pools, etc. Price: around $2.99.
The company also makes BuzzBallz, mixed drinks made with fruit juices plus rum, vodka, gin or tequila that contain 20 percent alcohol by volume. SRP: $3.29.
Shark Attack Margaritas:
These are single-serve margaritas, made with Blue Agave Reposado
tequila, orange liqueur, cane sugar and lime juice, are packaged in a
100ml tube like popsicles for grownups. They freeze in about six hours
and conain 6.7 alcohol (about the same as a high-powered beer). Price:
$1.99.
Fruity beers like Louisiana-based Abita Springs Purple Haze,
a crisp American style wheat beer (alcohol content 4.2 percent by
volume) with raspberry puree added after filtration. The raspberries
(you can sometimes see the pulp in the bottle) provide the lager with a
subtle purple coloration and haze, a fruity aroma, and a tartly sweet
taste. Abita Springs also makes seasonal brews such as Strawberry
Harvest lager, Pecan Harvest ale and Satsuma Harvest Wit, a white beer
with a subtle orange flavor. Price: around $8 for a six-pack.
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